Whiskey River Soap Co Soap For Festivus ~ Smells Like The Rest Of Us Festivus / Seinfeld

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Festivus is back, baby!

So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you’re getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you’ve got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that’s just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I’m about to list, in alphabetical order.

Rum Punch Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.