Whiskey River Soap Co Soap For Morning People ~ Smells Like A Hell No

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Smells like a hell no.

Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It’s called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.

Sugar Cereal Coma Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.