Whiskey River Soap Co Soap For Social Anxiety ~ Smells Like A List Of Pre-planned Excuses

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

“I’m *cough* super sick

Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It’s just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week … in text.”

Vodka Vitamin Water Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.